23 things Nigerian men don't like their women wearing

You know how men have really never seen eye to eye with women when it comes to fashion? Yeah, well we tested that out by asking men, on social media, which items of clothing they hate seeing on women.

And yes, the results are shocking but they’ll also make you snort out loud while reading this in your office, so don’t say you haven’t been warned.

1. Tights

Why? Because they don’t like the ‘feel’ of them. Right…

2. Jumpsuits

Nope, we can’t work that one out either.

3. Disney Princess-inspired pieces

Because ‘you’re not five anymore damnit’. Hands up which one of you is still wearing clothes from The Disney Store?

4. Maxi dresses

You’ll love this quote: ‘ I just presume anyone wearing one didn’t have time to dress properly before picking the kids up from the local CofE primary school so just threw on a curtain. Either that or they’re off on a 100-mile walk to collect water’.

5. Thongs

*Every girl in the world does a happy dance*

6. Fur gilets

Erm, did anyone else think we’d safely left these in 2003?

7. Shorts that aren’t hot pants

Because anything other than short shorts make us look like we’re going hiking, apparently.

8. Hoop earrings

Especially if they’re big enough to fit a hand through. Was anyone else aware that these were still a thing?

9. Upper lip piercings

Because they look like ‘manky’ spots. Fair play.

10. Onesies

‘You just look like you’re wearing a babygro. You look silly’

11. High heels

Apparently they feel sorry for us when we can’t walk.

12. Palazzo pants

Mostly boys just wanted to know why, why we thought it was OK to wear these. We didn’t have an answer, we didn’t know either.

But Palazzo pants are just so much fun (Picture: Dorothy Perkins)

13. Leggings

Because ‘your crotch should always be covered’. We hear ya.

14. Cropped leggings

Don’t worry boys, we’re not sure how these became a thing either.

15. Uggs

According to approximately 97% of the male population. Oh, but they keep our feet so warm.

16. Animal print

We feared this one might get a mention. BUT LEOPARD PRINT IS SO FUN.

Kat Slater knows how cool leopard print is (Picture: BBC)

17. Non-skinny jeans

Erm, but, what, what if we’re not skinny?

19. Michael Kors

But we just spent £300 on a bag and now you’re going to secretly feel disgusted every time you look at us? Not cool.

19. Chains from nose piercing to ear piercing

Quick one, when has anyone ever seen anyone (aside from Hindus, obvs) do this – ever?

20. Velour

We stopped wearing this the minute we saw Regina’s mum kitted out in a baby pink tracksuit in Mean Girls.

Remember when you wanted to wear your velour tracksuit all the time? (Picture: Paramount)

21. Wearing more than two rings

Oh.

22. Anything that says ‘juicy’ or ‘sexy’

Damnit, but we were so eyeing up those jeans that said juicy in pink diamante across the bum, FFS.

23. Their clothes

Because we get ‘foundation stains on them’. Point taken.

So, what we’ve learnt is that men don’t like clothes from the early noughties or obscure facial piercings. Very good, looks like we’ll just continue living our lives as normal then…